Conversation with my sister via e-mail this morning

Sister:
I still see my therapist once a month, more for me because I think of her as a friend. She is reallly great. It gets me out of the office and she calls (Ex's name withheld) all kinds of good swear words.

Me:
I can do that weekly for you - we can drink and I can call him douche-bag dik-wad!

Sister:
No, she calls him mf.... and pr...k.

Just had to share...this conversation tickled me.
Of course she never needed a therapist until the douche-bag dik-wad divorced her.