What would you say if you had one more thing to say to certain individuals?

To:
my ex - dumb ass
Donny - What was I thinking?
Ralph - saw an old, old video of us recently - Ew!
Dennis - saw the same old video with US in it - it was temporary - glad we moved on
Eddie - you left a lasting impression after our last reunion - been waiting - you pined for the earlier part of your life and now I'm pining for the later part of my life
Craig - phone home ET
Richie - wonder what you're up to
The boy next door - ain't gonna happen
To my kindergarten mate - I think I made it clear - wasn't gonna happen

I would like a "Happily Ever After"

...need I say more?

I had my first massage on Saturday - oh God, it hurt so good. That woman had "man hands." It was great.

Vacation

I don't skinny dip anymore...I chunky dunk